gotta love those asian peoples...

yeah yeah yeah.. i know this isn't a "real" post, but cmon, this is just SO FUNNY.. :P

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p.s.
the guy on the right reminds me of Scott :P

let's all make hula hoop love!

this is my sensei.
he does not drink coffee.
i bet you can guess why.

alrighty well, enjoy!
i've many things to say, but not any time to so say them, so.. oh well.

p.s.
due to frequent discussion recently, i advise you to take a look at the March 23rd entry of this blog. you know, just for old times sake. you might get a chuckle or two.. enjoy!

Part II

So tell me
Can you be my air, now
Fit to fill these lungs?
I can feel you kissing iron
You're already in my blood
So excuse me if I'm breathing deep
I just want to drink you in
Now baby, the question
Am I gonna drown, or am I gonna live?
If I could just hear your answer
But all I know is where I've been
Lullabies swayed by oceans of sins.

i say shotgun, you say wedding

So I panicked at the disco
And drove home in the rain
Breathing in cold water's never
Had such a profound effect
Like letting slide the blanket from
Atop your gently pulsing veins
I'm a bird underwater and a fish in the air
Life ready for spilling
We'll all grow lungs and gills someday
If we can.



so what's in?
anna rose is anna roll.
taboo lives.
GAP socks are phenom.
and...
shotgun.... wedding....
shotgun.... wedding....

:D

i'll existential your mom..

today's lesson:
don't ever, EVER, mix two plates of Thai food and a glass of milk. (when i say mix, i mean in your stomach.) "why?" you ask, "why?"!... i'll tell you why... because death can be a slow and painful thing... and internal organs bursting open and exploding is not exactly a fan-frigging holiday... !!!! .....!!!!!!!.........*sigh*.... Lord have mercy...y'know, the memory of this event may just haunt me for the rest of my life...... ...........OH GOD!!!!!........ !!!!!!!!

sooo......now that that highly unpleasant advice has been shared.... on to the elephants!

the GIC is over!!!!!!! wooooooohooooooo!!!!!!! and the peasants rejoiced!!!!! beloved, i apologize greatly if you have not heard from me (or at least in any measure of coherence) for the past few weeks. no, i did not pass away, nor forget about you, nor enter into a state of hate towards you, nor get lost while traipsing around following bad directions, nor drown myself in a bowl of pasta (thus entering into an undisturbable state of euphoria), nor did i get held up waiting in line at Vis-Art to pay late fees. nono, my children, it was the stinking GIC, (even the last two episodes of Lost had to be put on hold), which is now OVER. heh... well, it's officially over anyways, but the office and myself included are still recovering. yeesh, talk about being body-slammed by a giant gold brick... with an entourage of 96 frozen chicken carcasses to boot. *sigh* what a week. there should be a rehab center for after events like this.. HA, and it's not like i was even hit anywhere near as hard as the "office ladies"/"matrons", as i call them. tevah. the whole thing was fantastic though, i must say! got pulled off darn good! i'm thinkin it was possibly the best GIC yet, and it certainly impacted me more than any of the others have. everything was right on. it got me. it hit me. i have been so touched and so blessed this past week. honestly, this was quite an experience! and as for the dance Wednesday night.. well... we pulled it off! and i'm thinkin it was actually the best dance experience i've ever had!! how ironic... after last year, i swore never to be in any dance, ever again, for anything. kristi said "i want you to dance," and i said "no." she said "i need you, you have to" and i said "no." "blah blah blah," "no, no, no"... but she got me in the end.. i did it as a favor, because i owe her big time. yeah, i had no desire whatsoever to be involved, but God really worked on my heart, and in the end i was dancing for His glory, and.. it turned out so so well! i went out there, and the stress was gone! *sigh*.. how how ironic... how HOW ironic... thank you Daddy... thank you...

finally finished Lost tonight. please.. someone please... there's a heavy lamp in my living room... would anyone like to put it to good use? seriously.. or should some more thai food and milk suffice? come on, people!! goin crazy here!! !!! !!! CRAZY!!!!

do you ever think about how household items are a veritable death trap?

finally some good reading! Jean-Paul Sartre and Descartes. yep yep.. absolutely! brilliant reading! Check out Descartes' meditations....

headin to bed now. it's been a loooooooong day.

peace out.

switch

so i'm addicted to Lost.
we're all addicted to something, arn't we?

that bicycle is leaning over awfully far. will it fall?
can you relate?

so, men are simple creatures are they?
yes, i suppose they are.

stop asking questions.

great weekend. phenom. fantastic. the best yet. *many smiles*
ask me more.

all i've been drinking is apple cider. lots of cider. night and day. pints. it's true.
you see that girl with the cider? that's me. yep.

i have random bruises. all over.
:D

come dancing.

oh look, another plane.

and now... flannel sheets.

slide

i havent posted in almost a month.
and why?

because i have a job, a car, a debit card, schoolwork, an apartment to keep up with, friends to try and keep up with.... in short, i have a busy life, which means that the joys of the internet do not always come first. i love you all very much, (even that dork who mentioned reading my text messages), and i am hoping to never truly leave you or forsake you, so have faith my beloved. fear not, truly i shall post again. (teehee.. thus saith the jo... :D :D ).

hm.. anyways, i have work tomorrow, so i havent time to REALLY post, but since you kids wanted news...

my team (same one that went to holland) and i, are leaving for Lynchburg, VA tomorrow. we,ll (did i mention the apostrophe key on this keyboard is shot?) be there all weekend, running a prophetic youth conference like we did in delft and burlington. :) heh. awesome stuff. im psyched. :D :D its gonna be kickin. but anywho, your prayers are MUCH needed and MUCH appreciated. :) so if you could send up some lovin, heh, thatd be hot. :D

went to the state fair today.
*much laughter*
quite eventful.




the walls are so tall
they were made for my climbing
a playground just
for me.